Virtual Suicide Note

I tried so hard to navigate this second life but I kept getting lost (the place is huge and stuff is hard to find). I tried moving forward but barriers kept getting in my way (literally - walls chairs, tables - I need a second life guide dog because my avatar is clearly blind). I felt often disconnected from the world (the result of a poor internet connection). I often could not feel the ground beneath my feet (when I forgot how to turn off the fly function). I could not even find love (for fear that the cute girl would turn out to be a dirty old man).

So, goodbye cruel virtual world.

Don't weep for me friends for I am off to a better place.